Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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