Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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