I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Randomize
