You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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