Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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