Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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