Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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