On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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