Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Randomize
