Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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