Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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