Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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