They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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