I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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