good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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