seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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