Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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