The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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