So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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