called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Pooping to opera.
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