did you get engaged???
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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