So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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