How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
The air was thick with penises
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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