So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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