Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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