I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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