But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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