The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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