STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You can't special order awesome
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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