i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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