***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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