Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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