I look better un-naked...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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