Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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