We named our party play list daddy issues
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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