My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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