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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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