just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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