His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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