Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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