Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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