i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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