My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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