Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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