He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Do you have feelings for this penis?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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