Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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