I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I have fence marks all over my body
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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