question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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