I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
