K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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