so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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