Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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