in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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