All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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