she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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