How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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