Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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